A dozen notes and quotes #14
November 6th 2011 02:03
I didn't recognize the person, but I remembered their dog.
Girl 1: New guy arriving.
Girl 2: Fresh meat!
Girl 3: I don't mind a first-thing-in-the-morning perve.
The enema flushed out all the things he had misguidedly swallowed over the years, and which his system had never quite purged itself of.
These included: bits of glass and plastic; a pebble; a bronze ring; a toy soldier; a flea circus; his mother's house; an eighth-rate football team; two sad dinosaurs; and regret.
He'd never felt so relieved.
Noisy typers aren't efficient typers. Their fingers rise too far above the keyboard, and expend too much force in falling. The real pros have a lighter, more flowing touch -- more of a steady hum, and less of a clatter: -- more like dancing or swimming or playing an instrument.
He equipped the robot with thought-reading sensors; and, on her return, she duly reported the data.
Of 59 males she passed, 52 rated her fuckability, including the one who were blind and the ones who thought she looked like their mother. Three quarters of these went on to fantasise scenarios and/or calculate their chances of a successful pickup.
Of the remaining 7, 1 was mad and 6 were gay.
If you're really attracted to her, you're going to be attracted to anyone similar to her. Ie, her sister, her best friend and her mother.
He said something droll, along the lines of, "I don't know what's so great about personalities. I've managed without one for years."
She used to store up every insult thrown at her -- every word of abuse spoken by others or by herself.
She never did anything much with the collection -- she just liked the collecting.
...wished that she were lesbian rather than married, so at least he could tell himself she was off the market.
What the world needs now
Is drugs, sweet drugs
It's the only thing
That there's just too little of
Athens had a population of 250,000 around the time of Socrates (says Russell). Why did Western Philosophy start in Greece?
Australia had a population of around 19 million at the time of the 2000 Sydney Olympics. Why did it win so many medals?
The word "uber" is epic.
There's some nits over there. Go pick 'em.
***
Girl 1: New guy arriving.
Girl 2: Fresh meat!
Girl 3: I don't mind a first-thing-in-the-morning perve.
***
The enema flushed out all the things he had misguidedly swallowed over the years, and which his system had never quite purged itself of.
These included: bits of glass and plastic; a pebble; a bronze ring; a toy soldier; a flea circus; his mother's house; an eighth-rate football team; two sad dinosaurs; and regret.
He'd never felt so relieved.
***
Noisy typers aren't efficient typers. Their fingers rise too far above the keyboard, and expend too much force in falling. The real pros have a lighter, more flowing touch -- more of a steady hum, and less of a clatter: -- more like dancing or swimming or playing an instrument.
***
He equipped the robot with thought-reading sensors; and, on her return, she duly reported the data.
Of 59 males she passed, 52 rated her fuckability, including the one who were blind and the ones who thought she looked like their mother. Three quarters of these went on to fantasise scenarios and/or calculate their chances of a successful pickup.
Of the remaining 7, 1 was mad and 6 were gay.
***
If you're really attracted to her, you're going to be attracted to anyone similar to her. Ie, her sister, her best friend and her mother.
***
He said something droll, along the lines of, "I don't know what's so great about personalities. I've managed without one for years."
***
She used to store up every insult thrown at her -- every word of abuse spoken by others or by herself.
She never did anything much with the collection -- she just liked the collecting.
***
...wished that she were lesbian rather than married, so at least he could tell himself she was off the market.
***
What the world needs now
Is drugs, sweet drugs
It's the only thing
That there's just too little of
***
Athens had a population of 250,000 around the time of Socrates (says Russell). Why did Western Philosophy start in Greece?
Australia had a population of around 19 million at the time of the 2000 Sydney Olympics. Why did it win so many medals?
***
The word "uber" is epic.
***
There's some nits over there. Go pick 'em.
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