Why you shouldn't use rude words
December 8th 2006 13:00
The boys learn the truth about curse words from some Las Vegas Britons...
When the HBC crime show Cop Drama broadcasts the word "shit", this leads to widespread acceptance -- people say "shit" constantly. But then they begin spewing up their intestines... Research proves the word is a literal "cursed word", and that its frequent use in the past caused the Bubonic Plague.
Chef and the children attempt to dissuade the producers of HBC from broadcasting "shit". And when they fail, the producers go on to screen a special live event, "Must Shit TV", or "The Night of a Million Shits", in which episodes of existing shows have almost every word of dialogue replaced with the word "shit".
By this point the word has been said enough times to awaken a demonic dragon, which Kyle destroys with an ancient magical tablet belonging to a knight in the mystical Order of Standards and Practices.
A running tally in the corner of the screen keeps track of the 162 times the word "shit" is used in the course of the episode.
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Cartman: I was just- [looks stung, then flashes an angry look at Kyle] I was just watching the TV! They had this commercial.
Stan: So?
Cartman: So, guess what they're gonna say tonight on that show, Cop Drama.
Kyle: What?
Cartman No, come on! Guess! They're gonna say something that's never been said on television.
Kyle: What?!
Cartman: You'll never guess.
Stan: What?!
Cartman: Guess.
Kyle: Goddamnit, Cartman! What are they gonna say on Cop Drama?
Cartman: You ready? [focus on Cartman] Tonight, on Cop Drama, on TV, they're gonna say, [looks both ways] "Shit."
Kyle: [gasps] They're gonna say "shit" on television?
Stan: They can't say "shit" on television!
Cartman: It was just on the news! People are freaking out, dude.
Stan: Holy fucking shit!
Kenny: (Dude! We've gotta watch!)
[...]
Stan: I can't believe they actually said it. [Kyle returns with some food]
Cartman: Dude! You missed it, Kyle! It was so awesome!
Kyle: Well! I hope it lived up to all the hype! You must feel sooo much better now!
Cartman: Kyle, we've gotta get that sand out of your vagina. It's making you cranky. Does it itch?
Kyle: Do you really think anything's gonna be any different now?! [moves from one end of the sofa to the other] Do you really think that this will have the tiniest, smallest effect on the world? [moves towards the front door] It's still the same old world out there. Look. [opens the door to find frogs raining down on the neighborhood. The other boys soon join him] What the hell?
Cartman: Whoa, dude, it's raining frogs.
Kyle: Oh, whatever. [steps back inside]
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Q: When it looked like Comedy Central wasn’t going to rerun the Mary episode, people were still able to download it illegally online. Did you see that as a victory for free speech, or did you think, “My God, these people are stealing our intellectual property”?
Stone: We’re always in favor of people downloading. Always.
Q: Why?
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Comment by Daressi
Thanks for Trey Parker and Matt Stone interview and for links too although I have every episode released so far...
Illegal downloading ? Nooooo waaaaaaay
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I reckon some of the people who've commented there are secret agents of the Knights of Standards and Practices. They know the truth about swear words causing the bubonic plague and awakening demonic dragons...
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