Two pieces of bathroom advice
October 16th 2006 08:17
1) Avoid initiating social interaction when the other party is urinating. Even a simple greeting may result in them losing concentration or missing a beat, which in turn may result in bad things.
Besides, it's unmanly for a guy to admit to seeing another guy with his penis out.
2) There is a "you do not exist" factor to toilet etiquette. It's similar to the respectful "you do not exist" of trains and elevators, and to the embarrassed "get away from me" when a girl meets a guy who's inadvertently seen her naked.
If the guy in the cubicle next to you is farting it up, and crapping, and giving you an audio tour of his body's workings, there's a certain degree of impoliteness, and embarrassment, for both parties, in exchanging greetings when you emerge from your stalls.
Besides, it's unmanly for a guy to admit to seeing another guy with his penis out.
2) There is a "you do not exist" factor to toilet etiquette. It's similar to the respectful "you do not exist" of trains and elevators, and to the embarrassed "get away from me" when a girl meets a guy who's inadvertently seen her naked.
If the guy in the cubicle next to you is farting it up, and crapping, and giving you an audio tour of his body's workings, there's a certain degree of impoliteness, and embarrassment, for both parties, in exchanging greetings when you emerge from your stalls.
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